Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Bitch Cat Finds a New Perch

Jesse's cat is a bitch. She's old and cranky and likes to tell her servant (that would be me) when she isn't doing her job. Her strangest quirk? She likes to sleep (read: sprawl her fat ass all over) on things.

Like the rack we use to hold wood for the wood burner:

Have a great Tuesday!
Mommy & Bitch Cat

See that face?
Yeah, she hates me--too bad I'm the only one that feeds her & cleans her litterbox.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

No Cats in Momma's Kitchen

Anyone that has tried to train their cat. Witness:

Max is patiently waiting for me to finish washing dishes. She is JUST outside the linoleum. That's Momma's little girl. :)

Friday, December 21, 2012

Monday, December 10, 2012

Hey there, Hi there, Ho there!

Anyone that knows me, knows that I'm obsessed with my family--which includes my animals.
My animals are special. And when I say special, I mean "special."
So just for the pokes & tickles of it (and because I can) I'm giving them their own blog.

Meet the talent:

Hayley--Jesse's 9yr-old Chocolate Lab.
The standard by which all others dogs are measured.

Murphy--A purebred Miniature American Eskimo
He is the ultimate Mama's Boy.

Jinxy--One of the fattest, b*tchiest cats you will ever meet.
Max(ine)--the newest addition to our family.
She is 100% pure kitten-curiousity.