Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Bitch Cat Finds a New Perch

Jesse's cat is a bitch. She's old and cranky and likes to tell her servant (that would be me) when she isn't doing her job. Her strangest quirk? She likes to sleep (read: sprawl her fat ass all over) on things.

Like the rack we use to hold wood for the wood burner:





Have a great Tuesday!
Love,
Mommy & Bitch Cat

See that face?
Yeah, she hates me--too bad I'm the only one that feeds her & cleans her litterbox.


Wednesday, March 20, 2013

No Cats in Momma's Kitchen

Anyone that has tried to train their cat. Witness:

Max is patiently waiting for me to finish washing dishes. She is JUST outside the linoleum. That's Momma's little girl. :)